Six Ways to Prevent a Concussion - Part Three

#5) Wear 50 Fur Jackets – fur jackets, faux jackets, crazy cushiony ski jackets, or any type of jacket you want really, just wear fifty of them. This method seems pretty self-explanatory. If you wear fifty of the comfiest, furriest, and most padded jackets, you won’t feel a thing when you slip on the ice! Another added bonus would be that if you end up falling and passing out, the jackets will serve as a nice warm feather-ish bed. It might also cause people to notice you and call for help. Now, you may be wondering how you will fit into fifty fur jackets, and I have no clue, maybe you could go butter crazy and try to slip into each one but that task is all up to you.

#6) Freeze Ray Sensors – method number six is a freeze ray sensor. I don’t know where this may be located but who knows; maybe someone will create a pocket size form to put on a key chain. Anyway, the freeze ray sensor will when sense when you slip on the ice and before you fall, it will automatically freeze you before you make contact with the ground. This way, you will have an excuse as to why you were late, and you will come out with the most hydrated skin you have ever had. It will also protect your body from a fall, but that is just a minor benefit. There are however a precautions associated with the freeze ray, one is that it may end up creating a lot more ice, two is that you need to make sure that someone is there to unfreeze you because otherwise you won’t thaw out until spring, and three; if someone doesn’t unfreeze you properly you may end up on the ground anyway.

Hopefully these methods will help you this winter from falling too many times on the ice. If these didn’t help you then too bad, they weren’t meant for you anyway! (338)