#2) Automatic Heaters in Shoes - If you decide against the grippy shoes, another great method of ice prevention is to get shoes with powerful automatic exterior heaters. These heaters will be so powerful that they the moment they encounter the snow on the ground, they will melt it. Be careful where you where these though; if you are on the run from someone, these shoes leave very distinct footprints to follow. These heaters must also be automatic in order to only melt the snow they come in contact with. There have been too many awful occurrences with these shoes melting through people’s cars that all of the shoe heaters should be automatic, but if they aren't, you were warned
#3) Hover Boots – I feel like this suggestion is pretty much self-explanatory. If you don’t want to slip on an icy surface just don’t go on it; go over it. The only set back is that I don’t think hover anything has really been invented but who knows, maybe some creative person will be reading this right now and invent them based on this idea. I think everyone should try, get some Phineas and Ferb action going on and turn a couple of fans into high-tech hover boots.
#4) Butt Pads – If anyone has seen the move Ice Princess they should know what I am talking about. If you haven’t, let me explain. Butt pads are like a belt with pockets full of the Styrofoam packing peanuts and instead of securing your pants, it wraps around your bottom and cushions your falls. These may end up being expensive to repair though if you do not know how to sew. If you do, when the butt pads burst on impact, just get some more of the packing peanuts, stuff them into the burst pocket, and sew it back up. They will be good as new. (322)
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