Potty Mouth Brother

Recently my brother has found a new infatuation with “potty” references. It seems like his new hobby is to just think of these references and then makes sure he comes and finds me to tell me about them. I think he just finds it hilarious to see my disgusted face and hear me say “ew.” I don’t know if this is just a brother or a boy thing, which I mean it probably is, or if it is just a MY brother thing. Below I have listed some, only some, which is kind of sad considering how many I have listed, of his disgusting and repulsive potty references. If you have a light stomach or are easily disgusted I would definitely recommend that you do not read these. Also if you have just eaten or are eating, this blog may not be the best for your stomach.

List of My Brother’s Potty References

I have to make brownie mix

I’m making brownie mix

I’m peaking

I’ve got a peaker

I found a caterpillar

I have to squeeze the lemon

The three bears went home

My car got stuck half way through

I need to make lemonade

He shoots he scores

That worm traveled far

I found a tootsie role

I’ve got a crawler

It’s like speed racer

It’s not peaking anymore

The lemonhead has been squeezed

It’s flowing like the Mississippi river

It took off like the space shuttle

It went boom like dynamite

I found M&M’s in the toilet

                Do you not share my disgusted-ness? I don’t care if it is a boy thing or not but…EW! I cannot figure out why there is so much pleasure in being so disgusting. Playing in the dirt or that kind of dirtiness is tolerable because it is a harmless dirty boy activity. Apparently when boys grow older, they get tired of their dirt and find other forms of amusement. If anyone has any insights, feel free to share… (331)