My next suggestion to waste time deals with airport security. Bring something you shouldn’t in your carry on and when security tells you to remove it just argue with them. Then, when they have stated all of their objections, just agree, but then completely freak out. Freak out in whatever way you want; screaming, jumping, pulling your hair out, etc. and then calmly walk away. This would be one I should warn against, if not done properly, or even if done properly, you will have the chance of getting arrested, and/or locked up in an insane asylum for a few days.
This next suggestion, while it may get you locked up, is probably a safer bet. Walk to the middle of the airport and then just start walking in circles. For the full effect, I would also suggest talking to yourself like a crazy person. Nursery rhyme contemplations usually work quite well. Watch out for avid texters however, because they will probably not notice your crazy person façade and just walk straight into you. It will probably hurt quite a lot.
Lastly, I would suggest going up to random people and continuously talking to them. Ask them the most random and craziest questions you can think of, and just don’t leave. Keep talking and asking questions, even if they get up and walk away, follow them. I would however stop if they threaten to kill you and your family or punch you in the face. I would assume that a broken nose on an airplane would give you a massive headache.
Well there you have it. Last blog of the year and now you will know how to pass time on your summer vacation. I hope that you enjoyed my blogs this year but I am not sorry to say that I completely hated writing them. I hope you have a good life. (333)
Sincerely,
Rice Crispies
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